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Ross: Did the TV wake you?
Mr Green: No, when you put your feet up on my bed, you tugged on my catheter!
Ross: Ouchie.

Phoebe: It's too hard, I can't teach you.
Joey: What are you doing?
Phoebe: I have to go before I put your head through a wall.

Ross: I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so I'm gonna go.
Rachel: Wow. Okay.
Ross: I'll see you in the morning.
Rachel: Uh huh.
Ross (on the way down the hall, alone): I haven't had sex in 4 months, I should get a medal for that!

Ross: I gotta say, I've not-had-sex a lot of times before. This is the worst ever!

Chandler: Did she take the test?
Monica: Nope, she doesn't have to. I found out who the father is.
Chandler: It's Shovelly Joe, isn't it?
Monica: No, it's not.
Chandler: How do you know?
Monica: Well, it turns out Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with the prison guy? It would be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Chandler: What was it? That thing we hardly ever do? Or the thing we never do?
Monica: The thing we never do.
Chandler: Shovelly Joe!

Rachel: I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing. It's probably not a good idea to go down that road again.
Ross: Thank you. I'm glad you agree.
Rachel: It's a shame, though. When we did it, it was pretty good.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
Rachel: Hey, do you remember that one really great time?
Ross: Uh, yeah!
Rachel: It was your birthday...
Ross: It was Valentine's Day...
Rachel and Ross: Oh, yeah!