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Ross: It's not that we don't like the comedian. It's just that that's.... that's not why we bought the ticket.

Chandler: Oh--I think this is the episode of "Three's Company" where there's come kind of misunderstanding.
Phoebe: Then I've already seen this.

Phoebe (Monicalle): You're, like, all chaotic and twirly. And not in a good way.

Rachel: And now I'm going to have to RETURN the ring, WITHOUT the ring, which makes it SO much harder.

Chandler: You don't get a lot of "doy" these days.

Monica: Wee...wha...wuh...wha..wha..wuh...wuh..wu..
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now.

Mr. Geller: I'm not going to tell you what they spent on that wedding. But 40 thousand dollars is a lot of money.

Rachel (Phoebelle): You're a twin?
Phoebe: Oh yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven, career type.
Chandler: What does she do?
Phoebe: She's a waitress.

Ross: Quack quack. Quack quack. Quack.
Carol: Ross, that opens my cervix.

Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Ross: It's funny. We agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches.

Barry: See, about a month ago I wanted to hurt you--more than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist.

Ross: My way? You... you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not "my way."

Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Chandler: I don't know. But I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

Rachel (Mindylle): I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose!