Tämä on se jakso, jossa he sanoivat....

Ross: Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants.
Chandler: You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl; kinda moody.

Phoebe (laulaen): I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed.

Phoebe: But... but this is my gig. This is where I play. My... my name is written out there in chalk. You know, you can't just erase chalk.

Phoebe (laulaen): When I play, I play for me
I don't need your charity
La lalala lalalalalalala
lalala lalala lalalalalalala....

Phoebe (laulaen): ...was the double, double, double-jointed boy.

Phoebe: So, um, how many chords do you know?
Stephanie: All of them.
Phoebe: Oh yeah? so you know D?
Stephanie: Yeah.
Phoebe: Okay, do you know A minor?
Stephanie: Yeah.
Phoebe: Okay, do you know how to go from D to A minor?
Stephanie: Yeah.
Phoebe: Okay. Um, so does your guitar have a strap?
Stephanie: No.
Phoebe: Oh. Mine does.
[singing:] Stephanie
knows all the chords.

Phoebe (laulaen): Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
You're all invited to bite me!

Joey: Uh... uh, we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns?
Chandler: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?
Joey: You got a better idea?
Chandler: All right, call it in the air.
Joey: Heads.
Chandler: Heads it is.
Joey: Yes! Whew!
Chandler: We have to assign heads to something.
Joey: Right. Okay, okay, uh... ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

Phoebe (laulaen): Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault.