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Monica: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. You wanna work out? I can remake you.
Chandler: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.
Monica: Please?
Chandler: All right, Okay, all right. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.

Monica: Come on, give me five more. Five more.
Chandler: No.
Monica: Five more... and I'll flash you.
Chandler: One... two... two and a half. Okay, just show me one of them.

Joey: Maybe he's... gay.
Phoebe: Oh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night, and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes, I just, like, definitely felt something.
Rachel: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
Phoebe: No, I felt it on my hip. I could tell.

Phoebe: So I figured it out.
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.
Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Phoebe: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended; but sweet.

Ross: What? You're, uh, you're... you're over me? When... when were you... under me?

Joey: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea?
Phoebe: Um...hm.
Joey: This man is my god!