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Ross: I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel.
Phoebe: I can see that, 'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, you know, the little pouty chin.
Monica: And the fact that they're both monkeys.
Ross: Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing. You know, giving him away.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, you had to. I mean he was humping everything in sight. I have a Malibu Barbie that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.

Joey: Hey, hey, check it out. Guess what I got.
Chandler: Rhythm?

Joey: Okay, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met.
Chandler: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.

Lipson: I'm sorry Mr. Geller. But you know, there's an old saying: "Sometimes monkeys die." It's not a great saying, but it certainly is fitting today.

Phoebe (laulaen): Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and some day you will too.
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Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La

Phoebe (laulaen):There'll be times when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But don't.
'Cause that's another thing
That you don't wanna do
Everybody!
That's another thing
That you don't wanna do.

Ross: Check it out, he actually is the Monkeyshine monkey.
Rachel: Well, so what're you gonna do?
Ross: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.
Chandler: That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.

Phoebe (laulaen): Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Now, chickens!

Rachel: No, no, no, wait. I wanna see what happens.
Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
Rachel: Well, how can that be? You were just kissing Sabrina.
Monica: Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neurosurgeon.

Erika: Drake, what are you getting at?
Joey: I'm not Drake.
Ross: That's right, he's not Drake. He's Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin.

Phoebe (laulaen): Sometimes men love women
Sometimes men love men,
And then there are bisexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves.
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La la lalala lala la la