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Rachel: Okay, Chandler, Mon, there's only one banana-nut muffin left.
[Chandler grabs it.]
Monica: Oh! I ordered mine first!
Chandler: Yeah, but I'm... I'm so much faster.
Monica: Give it to me.
Chandler: No.
Monica: Give it to me!
Chandler: Okay, you can have it.
[Chandler licks it.]
[Monica grabs the coffee cup from the table and licks the rim.]
Monica: There you go, enjoy your coffee.
Chandler: That was there when I got here.

Phoebe: No, he's my submarine guy. He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time he's coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay!
Rachel: So wait, this guy goes down for like two years at a time?
[Chandler has a bite in his mouth and is frustrated that he can't make a joke about Rachel's comment.]
Monica: That'll teach you to lick my muffin.

Joey: Well, see, when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Chandler: Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes.
Joey: Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid. You know what? Just did!

Richard: Okay. Uh... one of my things is I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
Monica: What if they get mixed up?
Richard: Boy, I would just, uh... I would freak out.
Monica: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing!
Richard: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.

Chandler: All right, so I can't fire Joseph. But, uh... I can sleep with his wife!
Joey: Karen!
Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her. Oh, you know what? I just did.
Joey: Huh? What the hell are you doing to me, man?
Chandler: Oh, well, it's not me, it's my character, "Chandy." Yeah, the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler! In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer!
Joey: Really?
Chandler: No, Freakshow! She's fictional!

Ross: Oh, look! A low-budget puppet show.
Phoebe: It's such a shame you can't see which finger I'm holding up.

Ryan: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
Phoebe: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park, and... you know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh! I just got that!