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Phoebe: Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?
Monica: Oh, there's banana on it.
Phoebe: Wow. I have the spirit of an old Indian woman living in mine.
Monica: So then you know.

Phoebe: Do think it really doesn't hurt? 'Cause how can they do that?
Monica: Hello? Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!
Phoebe: They have the best stuff in there.

Ross: ...all I can think about is, "What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say when I tell her what I did?"
Chandler: Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question, "How dumb are you?"

Chandler: Alright, look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing's right... and that's what deathbeds are for.

Ross: Oh, I...I don't think there's any trail.
Chandler: Okay, okay, okay. Uh, Chloe works with that guy Issac... Issac's sister is Jasmine... and Jasmine works at the massage place with Phoebe. And Phoebe's friends with Rachel. And that's the trail, I did it!

Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.

Phoebe: Should we do something?
Chandler: Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel.

Rachel: And to have to hear about it from Gunther!
Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you? I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen!
Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet. I think I'm falling in love with you all over again.

Ross: Look, Rachel... I wanted to tell you. I thought I should, I did. And then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
Chandler: Wax the door shut, we're never leaving, ever.

Phoebe: We could eat the wax! It's organic.
Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.
Phoebe: No! Not the used wax.
Chandler: Because that would be crazy?

Rachel: Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.
Ross: No anchovies.
Rachel: With, uh, extra anchovies.
Ross: That's okay, I'll just pick 'em off.
Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?

Ross: You can have the last piece if you want.
Rachel: Well, I should think so. You slept with someone.