Synopsis ©1997 by Darcy Partridge
Phoebe tahtoo taudin
( The One With Joey's New Girlfriend )[Edellinen] [Seuraava] [Takaisin päälistaan]
Chandler iskee hyvännäköisen naisen (Kathy), mutta hänelle selviää että Kathy tapailee Joeytä. Kun he tutustuvat kunnolla, Chandlerin tunteet käyvät vakavammiksi. Aina kun Rachel on lähettyvillä, Ross mainitsee Amandan, yksinhuoltajaäidin jota hän tapailee. Rachel vastaa seurustelemalla Joshin kanssa, joka on paljon häntä nuorempi. Amanda pistää Rossin lapsenvahdiksi päästäkseen ulos toisen miehen kanssa ja Josh varastaa Racheliltä. Ross käyttää outoja vihjauksia jotka hän oli keksinyt lapsena, sen sijaan että sanoisi suoraan mitä ajattelee. Phoebe on pahasti vilustunut, minkä takia hänen lauluäänensä muuttuu seksikkäämmäksi. Parannuttuaan hän yrittää epätoivoisesti vilustua uudestaan, hän jopa suutelee Guntheria.
Tämä on se jakso, jossa he sanoivat....
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Rachel: May 5th. Why?
Gunther: Oh, I... I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Ross: Oh, mine's December...
Gunther: Yeah, whatever.
Monica: So why don't you go and ask her out? Oh, what's the worse thing that could happen?
Chandler: I could die.
Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.
Chandler: I tell people secrets. I makes them like me.
Chandler: All right. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go get shot down. Any advice?
Monica: Be yourself. But not too much.
Chandler: I was just trying figure out a way to, uh, demonstrate how to get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth.
Phoebe: Before I start, I just wanna say that, um, I have a cold. So if I sneeze in the middle of a song, it's not on purpose. Oh! Except the last verse of Pepper People.
Chandler: So, uh, Joey tells me you two met in acting class.
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do. All of them had us making out.
Chandler: Oh, it's a good thing, actually. Because, uh, he used to make me rehearse with him.
Phoebe (laulaen): My sticky shoes, my sticky, sticky shoes, why you stick on me... baby.
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up, 'cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night he made that up. It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.
Phoebe: I lost my sexy phlegm!
Monica: [Sneeze] Oh, gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold!
Phoebe: You mean you stole it!
Phoebe: Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
Joey: Kathy's being really nice, and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Chandler: Hey, look... what do you want from me?
Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damn difficult for you, then the least you could do is pretend!
Chandler: I am pretending.
Joey: Well, then do it better!
Chandler: Okay, what do ya say I, uh, go over there and tell her how much I like her? No, no, it'd be good. I could tell how much I've been thinking about her; that I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment we met; that I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day, I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!
Joey: Yeah, well, that's pretty good. But you might want to tone it down a little.
Phoebe (laulaen): Parading, goats are parading; parading down the street. Parading, goats are parading; leaving little treats.
Phoebe (laulaen): I'm, I'm still waiting for my papier-mache' man.
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day?
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I... I didn't initiate the kiss, but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Rachel (puzzled): Okay.
Gunther: So, um, are we cool?
Rachel (more puzzled): Okay.
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
LopputekstitKirjoittanut Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins
Ohjannut Gail Mancuso
Paget Brewster - Kathy
Laura Stepp - Amanda
James Michael Tyler - Gunther
Brian "Fish" Smith - Josh
Charles Thomas Allen & John Christopher Allen - Ben
Esitetty Yhdysvalloissa 30/10/97, 21/5/98
Esitetty Suomessa 31.1.1999