Synopsis ©2001 by Darcy Partridge
( The One With Rachel's Big Kiss )[Edellinen] [Seuraava] [Takaisin päälistaan]
Rachel törmää entiseen opiskelukaveriinsa (Melissa), jonka kanssa he suutelivat aikoinaan, ollessaan juovuksissa. Melissa väittää, ettei muista tapausta, kunnes Rachel suutelee häntä uudestaan (vain todistaakseen väittensä). Sitten Melissa paljastaa olleensa rakastunut Racheliin siitä lähtien. Monica saa tietää Joeyn kutsuneen vanhempansa häihin, joten hän joutuu tekemään istumajärjestyksen uudestaan. Chandler ja Ross hankkivat julkkissmokit Ralph Laurenilta Rachelin avulla, mutta Chandler ei halua Rossin Batman-smokin jättävän varjoonsa hänen 007-smokkiaan.
Tämä on se jakso, jossa he sanoivat...
Phoebe: Oh, Rach, wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?
Rachel: Oh, y'know what? I can't. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.
Joey: Can I come?! I won't even talk! You'll just hear the noise from my video camera.
Phoebe: What is this? What's going on?
Joey: Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey's lewd version?
Rachel: All right, you know what? If you don't want to believe me about this,
why don't you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Phoebe: Okay, all right. Yeah, because I just can't picture it.
Joey: Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.
Melissa: ...anyway, his name is Allan and we've been going out for three years. He was my first client
when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. And he was Theta
Beta Pi at Syracuse.
Rachel: Oh. Oh, that's great!
Melissa: Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
Phoebe: Of course. Yeah, I was, uh, um... Thigh Mega Tampon.
Melissa: What one?
Phoebe: Yeah! You know, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoning.
Melissa: Oh, isn't a shame when one girl ruins it for the whole bunch?
Chandler: Ross is Batman!
Monica: Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.
Chandler: Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. Okay Batman is so much cooler than James Bond!
Monica: What are you talking about? 007 has all those gadgets!
Chandler: Batman has a utility belt!
Monica: 007 has a fancy car.
Chandler: Batman has the Batmobile!
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Chandler: Batman has Robin!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?
Melissa: I don't know. I don't remember a lot of things that never happened.
Rachel: What? Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldn't stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin' together?
Phoebe: Oh, somewhere Joey's head is exploding.
Rachel: Ah, look at you all handsome!
Chandler: Whose is it?
Rachel: Oh, does it matter? All that matters is that you look so handsome.
Chandler: Whose is it?
Rachel: I don't want to say.
Chandler: Oh, come on! I don't care! Come on! Whose is it?
Rachel: Diane Keeton.
LopputekstitKirjoittanut Shana Goldberg-Meehan ja Scott Silveri
Ohjaus Gary Halvorson
Winona Ryder - Melissa Warburton
James Michael Tyler - Gunther (ei lopputeksteissä)
Esitetty Yhdysvalloissa 4/26/2001, 7/5/2001
Esitetty Suomessa 18.12.2001