Jakso: 206
They won't take you to the vet.
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Kuvaus
Sanat
Smelly Cat
Jakso: 217
Jakso: 314
Kuoro:
Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!
Jakso: 107
Kuvaus
Sanat
Blackout
New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me that is not scary
Cause I stay away from dairy
La-la-la-la-la-la...
Jakso: 110
Jakso: 110
Kuvaus
Sanat
Snowman
I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen
La, la, la, la, la, la, la...
Kuvaus
Sanat
Cremated Mother
And my mother's ashes
Even her eyelashes
Are resting in a little yellow jaaaaaaar.
And sometimes when it's breezy
I feel a little sneezy
And now I...
Jakso: 111
Kuvaus
Sanat
My Coma Guy
You don't have to be awake to be my man
As long as you have brain waves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have go to say...
Jakso: 123
Jakso: 123
Kuvaus
Sanat
Babies
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
And you cry and you cry and you cry
And you cry and you cry...
Kuvaus
Sanat
They Found Their Bodies
And they found their bodies the very next day
They found their bodies the very next...
Jakso: 206
Kuvaus
Sanat
In The Shower
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
As needed.
Jakso: 206
And you're all invited to bite me!
Kuvaus
Sanat
Terry's A Jerk
Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
(time passes by)
Jakso: 206
Kuvaus
Sanat
When I Play
When I play, I play for me, I don't need your charity.
(Someone puts a coin in her guitar case)
Thank you! La la la la la la la....
Jakso: <206
Kuvaus
Sanat
Double-Jointed Boy
He was a double, double, double-jointed boy.
Jakso: 206
Kuvaus
Sanat
Stéphanie
Stephanie knows all the chords!
Jakso: 208
Now our Neil must decide
He must decide, he must decide
Kuvaus
Sanat
Two of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real.
(time passes by)
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?
Even though I made him up he must decide.
Jakso: 212
Kuvaus
Sanat
Grandma
Now grandma's a person who everyone likes
She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and someday you will too.
Jakso: 212
Kuvaus
Sanat
Don't
There'll be times when you get older
And you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But DON'T
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Jakso: 212
Kuvaus
Sanat
Farm Animals
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Nowwwww chickens!
Jakso: 212
Kuvaus
Sanat
Bi-Sexuals
Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
Then there are bi-sexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves
La-la-la-la-la-la...
Jakso: 218
Kuvaus
Sanat
Crusty Old Man
...And the crusty old man said "I'll do what I can"
And the rest of the rats played maracas.
Jakso: 303
Kuvaus
Sanat
Love
Love is sweet as summer showers
Love is a wondrous work of art
But your love, your love, your love
Is like a giant penguin
Crapping on my heart
La la la la la la la...
Jakso: 314
Kuvaus
Sanat
Leslie Jingle
Home is never far away
Home is Home Star Stew.
Jakso: 314
(Kuoro)
Kuvaus
Sanat
Sticky Shoes
by Leslie
My favourite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toes
Don't care what people say
My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
No much light
I stepped in something icky
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Always make me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll avoid the pile.
Jakso: 314
Kuvaus
Sanat
Jingle Bitch
Jingle bitch screwed me over
Go to hell jingle whore
Go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell.
Jakso: 401
Kuvaus
Sanat
The 66 Colours of my Bedroom
...fuschia and mauve
Those are the 66 colours of my bedroom.
Jakso: 402
Kuvaus
Sanat
Dumb Drunken Bitch
...dumb drunken bitch!!
Jakso: 402
Kuvaus
Sanat
Papier Maché
<three snaps>
I, I'm still waiting for my papier maché man.
Jakso: 405
Kuvaus
Sanat
Parading Goats
Parading goats are parading,
Parading down the
street.
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little
treats.
Jakso: 405
Kuvaus
Sanat
Sticky Shoes
by Phoebe
My sticky shoe
My sticky, sticky shoe
Why you stick on me, ba-a-bay?
| Takaisin Phoebe Buffay-sivulle |
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